If you put a Brittny in charge of food storage…
She might start watching for sales.
If she starts watching for sales…
She’ll probably notice that pasta is on sale this week.
If she notices that pasta is on sale….
She’ll probably want to buy some.
She’ll start to buy some.
She might get carried away and purchase upwards of 50 packages.
When she gets home, since she had a long and traumatizing excursion to the store, she might be too tired to put the pasta in the basement right away.
So it will sit in bags outside the basement door.
If the pasta is sitting in bags outside the basement door, a Sam will probably discover them.
If a Sam discovers the pasta, he will inevitably bury his brother in the packages of pasta while his brother lays there placidly.
(Luckily, the end of this story doesn’t end that they destroy the pasta and we need to watch for it to go on sale again… yet :)